Wednesday, 9 November 2016

“Chidinma Okeke God Will Purnish You, We Single Ladies Can No Longer Buy Cucumber In Peace Again” – Nigerian Women Cry Out
Since the Chidinma Okeke sex tape saga it’s been cumcumber this,cucumber that.. and it has caused serious wahala for our Naija women.
Before the sex tape was leaked – cucumber was just a regular fruit/vegetable you could buy and consume in peace. Now, because of Chidinma Okeke, if anyone sees you buying cucumber, the type of evil side-eye they will give you ehn!
One comment i saw said;
Chidinma Okeke God will Purnish you for this, now a single lady can not go and buy cucumber in the market again without everyone looking at her like she is going to use it to masturbate at home.
Another Comment Jokingly said
The House of rep has now passed a law that any lady who intends to buy cucumber in the market should bring along her marriage certificate and her Certificate of Regular sex, Also Before cucumber is sold to any single lady it should be sliced at the spot, any cucumber seller who fails to comply with these new laws will be arrested and decisively dealt with.
Read some of our Ladies lament below:
@TracyLaDiva
Some1 can no longer buy cucumber in peace again I was buying cucumber 2day & some guys started snickering, I had no option but 2 eat it dere
fopara03
See what you people have coursed, I can no longer buy cucumber with peace of mind again.
iHeartSasee
Someone can not go out and buy cucumber in peace again without getting raised eyebrows bcs of Chidinma Okeke.
DaSuspekt
Now, somebody cannor eat cucumber in peace again without thinking about where “it has been”
nony2dorky
What kind of nonsense is this one eh,so I can no longer eat cucumber again with peace of mind without looking at it twice….na wa
Manz can’t eat cucumber with confidence again, thanks ms.anambra
@Jizziefiree
After watching that video .. i decided not to ever eat any Cucumber i find in a girl’s house
FukuFuku 1
To Even Eat Cucumber Now
Is A Problem…. These Females
Have Violated The Edible Innocence
Of The Fruit
I Can’t Marry A Man With Less Than N500 Million – Linda Ikeji
“I can’t marry a poor guy. Anyone with less than N500 Million in his
account should please stay off me.
Linda the desire of your heart will be granted but you must look beyond Naija. The era of free money is gone. Even Dangote the Richest man in African no longer throw money the way he does a year ago! Any one with such amount sitting in his account should be ready for efcc invitation. But anyway, i wish you all the best!
~ Seggy Ojo

Monday, 24 August 2015


SHOCKING: Nigeria’s MDG office pays N154 million for one borehole

Nigeria’s Millennium Development Goals (MDG) office spent N154.2 million to construct a single borehole in Abuja, in a shocking example of contract inflation that has helped undermine the country’s ability to achieve its MDG goals.
Drilling a single borehole in Abuja averages N1.5 million. A hydrology firm told PREMIUM TIMES that the amount should cover drilling and casing, installation of a solar-powered submersible pump, steel tower for the tanks, tanks, pipes, joints & suckers, installation and labour.
The firm allowed an expanded estimate of N10 million if a water treatment facility is included alongside other optional accessories.
The Abuja borehole, constructed at Gwarinpa, an expansive estate in the federal capital, had no such fittings. Indeed, the borehole had long become dysfunctional and was no longer dispensing water to the residents when PREMIUM TIMES visited in June 2015.
Still, the Abuja MDG office told this newspaper it was more concerned with service delivery to the people, than the amount it takes to do so.
The eight target goals of the MDGs set at the Millennium Summit of the United Nations in 2000 are eradication of extreme poverty and hunger; achieving universal primary education; promotion of gender equality; reduction of child mortality; improvement of maternal health; combating HIV/AIDS, malaria, and other diseases; ensuring environmental sustainability and developing a global partnership for development.
In 2010/2011 alone, N249.26billion was channelled through Nigeria’s federal ministries, departments and agencies, “Quick Wins” (Constituency projects, but now called Special projects), Conditional Grants Scheme (CGS) to state governments, and Special presidential interventions for MDGs programmes and projects.
Analysts say poor execution of projects, racketeering, inflation of contracts, and other contractual breaches as some of the factors responsible for Nigeria’s inability to achieve its MDG goals.
The Gwanrinpa borehole, constructed at N154, 242,200, according to the contract and budget papers obtained by PREMIUM TIMES, is located at Galadima ‘I’ community of the estate.
The contract was awarded to Zarm Global Service on March 28, 2008. The company has no address, contact person or telephone number.
Another N110.6 million was paid for the construction of a borehole at Tungan Nasara community of Jiwa Ward in Abuja Municipal Area Council. The contract was awarded to Global And Global Venture Limited on March 29, 2008. Also, the company has no address or contact person.
When our reporter visited one of the project sites supposedly executed by the MDG office at a primary school in Dutse Alhaji community and another in Kubwa area of Abuja, there were no signs of any projects in the areas.
Residents of the area told PREMIUM TIMES that the borehole had stopped working immediately after its completion. According to budget details, N8, 802,185 was paid for the construction of the borehole.
Obinna Okafor, a representative of the company in charge of the project, Hunnigdale International Limited, provided no details beyond saying the project was moved from its initial site to Gbazango West Layout of Kubwa.
At Nanda Community of Agyana Pandagi Ward in Abaji Area Council, Abuja, a borehole constructed at N8.1 million was also not functional.
Ochiez Signature, which won the contract, has no office address. Its manager, Onu Clement, told our reporter the firm operates from his house at New Nyanya in Nasarawa State.
Investigation revealed that a greater percentage of the 1,333 projects executed by the Abuja office of the MDGs between 2007, 2008, 2010 and 2011 in Abuja communities, were either below the set standard or had been abandoned by contractors.
When PREMIUM TIMES sought the response of the MDGs office regarding the construction of a single borehole at the cost of N154, 242,200, and the poor state of the projects, the director of projects at the office, Mr. Dalhatu, said he could not discuss issues of contract or speak for the companies.
Although an official who spoke on the condition of anonymity faulted the payment of N154 million for drilling of a single borehole, he said they were more interested in seeing the projects working, and that they will check available records, and consult with the MDGs focal person to find out what the problem was.


The foundation of the first storey building in Nigeria was laid in 1842 and the house was completed in 1845 in Badagry, Lagos State. 









History has it that the ancient structure was erected by Reverend Henry Townsend of the Church Missionary Society (CMS).
The structure was occupied by Samuel Ajayi Crowther, the first African C.M.S Bishop when he undertook the translation of the Holy Bible from English to Yoruba. It was also used as Vicarage for saint Thomas Anglican church.






Agent urges De Gea to stay cool



Jorge Mendes is urging Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea to stay calm.
AS says De Gea is shocked - and furious - over comments from United manager Louis van Gaal that he won't be sold to Real Madrid this week.
De Gea hasn't spoken to Van Gaal for weeks and was stunned by the Dutchman's claims.
The Spaniard's agent, Mendes, has assured his client the comments are all part of the negotiation process and no door has been officially shut.
Mendes has insisted to De Gea that he will be a Real Madrid player when the transfer window shuts

Arsenal cannot win the title unless they upgrade on Giroud- Henry

The Frenchman has been criticised by the likes of Thierry Henry and is not good enough to lead the line for a title-challenging side, hence the Gunners' pursuit of Karim Benzema


Even in the cocooned world of Premier League football, news of Arsenal's pursuit of Karim Benzema would surely not have escaped the attention of Olivier Giroud this summer.

While the Gunners players have continually talked up their title chances, there remains the burning question over whether they can do it this term without a world-class striker.

Manchester City can boast Sergio Aguero; Chelsea have Diego Costa in their ranks. Can Arsenal really win the Premier League with Giroud leading the line?

Thierry Henry spoke for many Gunners supporters last season when he claimed that the club need to sign a "top, top-quality striker to win this league again".

While Giroud has promised a "conversation between two men" with Henry over his compatriot's comments, the 28-year-old has no doubt already spoken to Arsene Wenger about the manager’s plans for him.

He might not have acknowledged it publicly but Wenger agrees with Henry about the need for an A-list striker to make the difference.

That is why the north London club have spent the summer chasing the £45 million signature of Benzema from Real Madrid. There is an increasing sense that the Spanish giants will not sell the forward but that will not stop the Gunners from testing their resolve until the transfer window closes.

If they fail, Arsenal will spend the campaign reliant on Giroud with support from Alexis Sanchez, Theo Walcott and Danny Welbeck.
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